Did You Make a New Years Resolution to Quit Smoking?

If so, you are fucked. Not that I don’t applaud your efforts for trying, it’s just that picking a date to quit smoking means you aren’t ready to quit. It’s that freakin’ simple. You know what I did this New Years? I made a resolution to start smoking again. That way when I don’t follow through, I won’t be too disappointed.

I really missed smoking the other night for some reason, but it was one of those days when I wanted to tear peoples throats out anyway, so that’s okay.

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